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Just For FunAuthor:Ali Viewed:  868  
Fortune cookie   
 
Last night I went out for Chinese food with some of my friends *side note: Can you believe a town in ND with 1300 people has a Chinese restaurant? Anyway, my fortune read:

"Someone appreciates the light in your eyes". (In bed - haha)

This got me to thinking: If all the Junglers got together and had Chinese food, what do you think other member's fortune cookies would say?

Replies
6/8/2007 10:37:54 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   'You have the skin of a two year old child' - for Aery
6/9/2007 12:20:45 PM   From:  Kethria   I was shocked to find an authentic chinese place in bogota, with people who spoke chinese (and very little spanish)... Yours would say "Beware of neighbors with binoculars..."
6/9/2007 1:41:23 PM   From:  MrsK   Mine - "You are waiting for something... Keep waiting."
6/9/2007 3:25:42 PM   From:  Ali   "Man with long, golden flowing locks often mistaken for girl" - wez
6/11/2007 7:57:32 AM   From:  emkay64   When I was home, we went for dinner and my Dad's said "You will bring sunshine into the life of many people. I snorted and thought yah....someones blowing sunshine alright....
6/11/2007 8:10:04 AM   From:  Chi   We went to Chinatown Saturday night:) I can't remember mine, but I remember my son's (he took two cookies) one said he should play the stock market because he will do well in it and the other one said he will inherit some money soon, I wonder who will have to croak in order to fulfill the great fortune cookie prophecy:D
6/11/2007 8:15:47 AM   From:  Chi   Keth- There are quite a few Chinese restaurants and coffee shops in Mexico City. It's curious because they speak Spanish, but with a Chinese accent:)
11/14/2007 7:47:20 AM   From:  eddo   Ali- "Woman with ugly shoes have to be naked for smart man not to notice."
11/14/2007 7:49:55 AM   From:  eddo   BCAR- Man who drive Dodge is overcompensating. poorly.
11/14/2007 7:50:15 AM   From:  eddo   Keth- You make poultry happy.
11/14/2007 7:50:39 AM   From:  eddo   eddo- Give it up. Alyssa is taken. Loser.
11/14/2007 7:51:12 AM   From:  eddo   Chi- Woman who can't play along ruin game.
11/14/2007 7:57:43 AM   From:  eddo   FieryRegin- Your new name: Fluffy Bunny Feet
11/14/2007 7:58:47 AM   From:  eddo   MrsK- 2000 lawyers at bottom of ocean is good start.
11/14/2007 7:59:55 AM   From:  eddo   R&E- Man who forgets names will spend night pleasuring self.
11/14/2007 8:01:20 AM   From:  RaE   I tend to keep my favorite fortunes... Odd, I know... Here are some of them. "An adventure awaits you around the bend... - in bed." "There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you... - in bed." "You are the master of every situation... - in bed." "Your present plans are going to succeed... - in bed." Haha... those are the ones I have in my wallet.
11/14/2007 8:02:07 AM   From:  eddo   Aery- Skin soft as baby's ass. (to modify Feck's a bit.) :)
11/14/2007 8:02:19 AM   From:  eddo   Ad- Stay away from concrete.
11/14/2007 8:06:42 AM   From:  eddo   Moob- Dude, don't be such an ass.
11/14/2007 8:10:02 AM   From:  eddo   Darkanda- Don't ask, don't tell.
11/14/2007 8:12:26 AM   From:  BCAR   "you are surrounded by many friends" - No shit I just picked up the tab
11/14/2007 11:02:15 AM   From:  eddo   Moob- Man who vote himself raise has fool for boss.
11/15/2007 12:56:23 PM   From:  Ali   eddo - Can even make old joke funny again.

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