11/13/2008 7:56:06 AM From: timesjoke Funny stuff  |  |
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| 11/13/2008 8:20:26 AM From: emkay64 Uh oh. TJ is gonna come and counsel you. Wear a raincoat, he cries. |  |
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| 11/13/2008 8:25:34 AM From: Hack does the em in your name stand for Estrogen Mafia? |  |
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| 11/13/2008 8:26:36 AM From: emkay64 It does! How did you know? | |
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| 11/13/2008 8:32:16 AM From: Hack oh damn... I cracked the code... does that mean I am marked for death... or a fate worse than death? | |
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11/13/2008 8:32:38 AM From: eddo That is pretty slick.  |  |
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| 11/13/2008 8:33:58 AM From: Hack Obama keeps dying when I play... I tell you I am uncoordinated these days | |
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| 11/13/2008 8:50:20 AM From: timesjoke Hi emkay, it is good to know I am all you can think about, many women share that trait. | |
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| 11/13/2008 8:57:02 AM From: emkay64 Oh TJ--I need a picture before i can factor you into my dirty daydreams. Right now the picture you paint leaves me....dry. | |
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| 11/13/2008 8:58:26 AM From: emkay64 Hack--You get a get out of jail card free with me.....just cause your a Canadian :P | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:05:55 AM From: Hack Yay Canada | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:08:49 AM From: emkay64 However...any commentary or cheering regarding Vancouver Canucks will leave me no choice but to revoke your status. You've been forewarned. Take heed. | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:13:36 AM From: Hack Canucks Rule... even though they lost last night... but I am doing laundry and dishes at the same time, does that get me off the hook a bit? | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:14:30 AM From: emkay64 Men doing housework will always get a pass...because it's so damn rare. | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:25:50 AM From: Hack HAHAHA... I live alone and my baby is coming... | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:27:07 AM From: emkay64 Clean sheets and a clean bathroom are a huge bonus. | |
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11/13/2008 9:51:18 AM From: Hack she won't be here for a while, lets not get ahead of ourselves. jeeze
ok, I confess... i threw away all my silverware and will buy more tomorrow | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:54:56 AM From: emkay64 hmmmm..... | |
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11/13/2008 9:56:49 AM From: Hack what??
WHAT?? | |
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| 11/13/2008 9:59:32 AM From: eddo Hack is preggo??? | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:00:22 AM From: Hack WHAAAA?^^ | |
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11/13/2008 10:00:53 AM From: Hack lmfao... looks at belly
the baby has been due a while now I think | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:01:56 AM From: emkay64 I'm just saying....any women I know GREATLY appreciate those things. Man pubes on the soap and missed targets on the bathroom floor aren't...uhhh....sexy. However...silverware would be good too. Plastic sporks are kinda cool though. | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:03:50 AM From: Hack my point is if I do those things now, i will have to do them AGAIN before she gets here, I can eat off of paper plates until then. | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:04:56 AM From: emkay64 Well when is she coming over? | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:06:18 AM From: Hack couple weeks yet. lmao... the boy scout says be prepared | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:06:37 AM From: emkay64 Are you a college guy that does dishes once a week, or when the dishes run out LOL? Paper plates aren't environmentally friendly :P | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:06:42 AM From: Hack she moves out on the 27th | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:07:12 AM From: Hack mostly I eat out :P | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:07:27 AM From: emkay64 Ohhh...you have plenty of time. Do your damn dishes after you eat for god's sake *smack*. | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:08:11 AM From: Hack and don't talk environmentally friendly to a guy who works in the plastics industry.HAHAHAHAHA | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:08:47 AM From: emkay64 Are you both in Vancouver? | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:09:57 AM From: Hack she is on the island right now | |
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| 11/13/2008 10:12:20 AM From: emkay64 Ahhh ferry fares....I remember those. | |
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| 11/13/2008 11:06:17 AM From: Hack some Bastid just stole my half bottle of Tide from the laundry room | |
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| 11/13/2008 11:10:24 AM From: Hack it was Tide with Downie too... | |
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| 11/13/2008 11:37:11 AM From: emkay64 What an asshole eh? | |
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| 11/13/2008 11:46:32 AM From: Hack eh, laundry will have to wait 'till tomorrow I guess | |
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11/13/2008 12:18:34 PM From: timesjoke Oh emkay, if your this head over heals abount me now, a picture will only make it worse, better to leave some things to the imagination and save yourself all the unfilled desire.
Don't worry about your dry problem, that is common with many women as they get older, there are always ways to deal with that. | |
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| 11/13/2008 12:23:28 PM From: emkay64 Thanks for that TJ LOL. It's good you are looking out for my best interests. | |
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11/13/2008 12:27:22 PM From: Ali emkay - notice how the dryness is now YOUR problem?
wow. |  |
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| 11/13/2008 12:33:51 PM From: emkay64 Well as Tj pointed out at some other place, I'm a 5$ prostitute. My come ons can be pretty crass. I always throw my dryness problem out there, cause most guys see it as a challenge. You know...makes the clients work harder. | |
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| 11/13/2008 12:49:33 PM From: Hack two words... spin cycle | |
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| 11/13/2008 12:53:59 PM From: emkay64 That works for you Hack? | |
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| 11/13/2008 12:54:57 PM From: Hack I think my problem is I do it with the lid up, so yeah, I always get wet | |
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| 11/13/2008 12:56:39 PM From: emkay64 Ahhhh...gotcha. | |
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11/13/2008 1:12:33 PM From: timesjoke ^^^Funny as hell Hack, funny as hell. My coworkers are all looking as me strangely because I spit out my drink all over my monitor.
You know emkay, your dryness problem might be why your only getting $5. If you were to do a little preperation "before" the clients you might just get a few tips, never let a chance for increasing profits go to waste. | |
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| 11/13/2008 1:16:11 PM From: emkay64 ^^^ Maybe i should just spit on it. What says you? | |
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| 11/13/2008 1:18:32 PM From: emkay64 BTW TJ....you seem to know an awful lot about the ins and outs (heehee) of prostitution. Experience or was it knowledge you gained on a previous mission? | |
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| 11/13/2008 1:19:00 PM From: eddo a certain other troll would never show us a pic either. hmmm.... | |
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| 11/13/2008 1:34:19 PM From: MrsK That was fun! |  |
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| 11/13/2008 1:46:12 PM From: Hack yeah, I was just playing it too | |
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11/14/2008 6:20:23 AM From: timesjoke You know what they say emkay, we are all just sinners in this world. None of us are perfect, sometimes a few of us 'try' to do better even if we fail in our attempts. Others are happy though and only make excuses for their actions.
eddo, I don't mind giving you a pict of me if you keep it to yourself, the least I can do for all the kindness you have shown me. | |
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11/14/2008 7:16:15 AM From: eddo keep it to myself? What's the fun in that?
Check out the Members Gallery- most of us are in there. Then check out the Photoshopped Junglers section and see that most of us have been made fun of for having our pics in the gallery. | |
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| 11/14/2008 8:56:09 AM From: timesjoke Well eddo, to be honest, everything I have shared of a personal nature with this group has been used as tools to be beat over the head by Ali, you, and a couple others. I see no real reason to give more ammo. I am not vain, but who wants to be constantly chased around the forum in such ways? I now know how you must feel with wez chasing you around. If you guys ease up I would gladly share more with you, but let's see if that is possible first. | |
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| 11/14/2008 9:04:44 AM From: eddo wah wah wah. | |
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| 11/14/2008 10:04:52 AM From: PapaBryant Lame. Want a real political game cut and paste John McCain's head on a Q'bert and pretend you're a campaign manager trying to keep McCain on target with his message. |  |
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11/14/2008 11:05:33 AM From: timesjoke Well eddo, being as your the attacker and not the one being attacked, I would never expect you to understand. I could post a picture of a male model and Ali, you, and the rest of the estrogen mafia will say I look like a child molester or a mass murderer, or a fag, or any of a million target of opportunity comments all based in your need to give me shit on a daily basis for any excuse.
My point about repaying your kindness to me should have been a clue to you. | |
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| 11/14/2008 11:19:20 AM From: eddo LMAO @ PB! | |
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