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Just For FunAuthor:Ali Viewed:  188  
The Cars, 2008 - Where are they now?   
 






































(This of course is the lovely and now legendary photo created by Ash and Mercury)


My dear Cars, this is a chance to let us all know how your whirlwind marriage to BCAR is going.

Give us an update on married life with BCAR.

Replies
11/14/2008 8:06:06 AM   From:  eddo   He makes me follow him around and call him "Skipper"...
11/14/2008 8:08:03 AM   From:  mercury   I'm still sneaking out on the Harley, but he scrubs his own skivvies these days.
11/14/2008 8:08:34 AM   From:  Ali   As you know, BCAR divorced me a scant few months after this photo was taken citing "I can't stand the bitch" as grounds for dissolving our marriage.

He now has a lifetime restraining order against me and sends me hate mail at Christmas.
11/14/2008 8:08:50 AM   From:  Kethria   Now that Thanksgiving is coming he's making me work overtime.
11/14/2008 8:09:21 AM   From:  Kethria   So our dinner will die happy. And all of those mouths to feed. I'm exhausted.
11/14/2008 8:10:07 AM   From:  emkay64   I never got invited to the party....
11/14/2008 8:11:52 AM   From:  eddo   ummm, what is Anabel holding??
11/14/2008 8:13:32 AM   From:  mercury   that's a pillowcase full of door knobs, eddo ;
11/14/2008 8:14:46 AM   From:  mercury   I swear we sent you aninvitation, emkay...

damn Canadian Post.
11/14/2008 8:18:02 AM   From:  emkay64   That's okay....my physical deformities tend to ruin wedding pictures. I tend to draw away attention from the bride...negatively of course. It's okay though....BCAR has really let himself go. I've heard he sports a bright yellow banana hammock and orange crocs and hangs out by the pool eating greasy chicken, while waiting for his harem to wait on him. I'm a free woman, cyclops...whatever...
11/14/2008 8:19:41 AM   From:  eddo   ahhh, Merc, I remember that now.
11/14/2008 8:21:10 AM   From:  eddo   they look kinda dull though Merc. Is that what BCAR means when he is always asking for someone to "polish his knob"???
11/14/2008 8:22:49 AM   From:  mercury   somehow... I doubt those knobs are what he's referring to
11/14/2008 9:05:37 AM   From:  Ali   From whogo - BCAR makes me mow the lawn (with my mouth) and shears me naked which is humiliating, but he has beer so I'm happy.
11/14/2008 9:20:30 AM   From:  Jez   he whored me out as his bottom bitch for awhile, then kicked me to the curb when hugo moved in.
11/14/2008 9:25:27 AM   From:  Ali   The curb is cold and the concrete is hard and uncomfortable, so I brought pillows to sit on.

I'll share one with you, jez.
11/14/2008 9:37:15 AM   From:  eddo   He makes me play "speed bump" in the driveway. Luckily for me, the Dodge doesn't have enough power to get over my fat ass.
11/14/2008 9:41:25 AM   From:  emkay64   Fuk that Ali and Jez....I'll pick you both up in my pimped out camper and we'll hit the road.
11/14/2008 9:50:18 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   Jack shit's happened in my marriage to BCAR because none of you bitches have died off yet.
11/14/2008 10:34:50 AM   From:  BCAR   Well Ash,s whiskey flask is the only wedding present I haven't re-gifted or eaten. As for Eddo, I'll never desert my little buddy.
11/14/2008 10:49:38 AM   From:  Ali   (Note to self: Don't send a Christmas present to Mr. Re-gifter)
11/14/2008 10:50:41 AM   From:  emkay64   I gave him herpes. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
11/14/2008 10:51:05 AM   From:  emkay64   Oh yeah...I guess you all got my gift too.
11/14/2008 10:54:00 AM   From:  BCAR   Fun for the whole family.
11/14/2008 10:57:37 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   He's a little tied up at present.....
11/14/2008 11:20:14 AM   From:  Ali   He divorced me before we had relations so no, I didn't even get emkay's special parting gift. *sobs*
11/14/2008 11:47:34 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   Don't worry, Ali, the only reason B didn't re-gift the flask is I had his name engraved into it ;o)
11/14/2008 11:48:13 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   And Anabel is holding a pillowcase of scorpions. I imagine that made more sense at the time.
11/14/2008 11:59:26 AM   From:  Ali   See that's where I failed. I didn't etch his name into the gifts I gave him.

Stoopid me.
11/14/2008 12:01:01 PM   From:  emkay64   ^^That tombstone is still up for grabs.
11/14/2008 12:03:51 PM   From:  Ali   Brilliant! He'd love a personalized tombstone much more than a Harley book, I'm sure.
11/14/2008 2:53:36 PM   From:  MrsK   I am now the mother of that Jungle love child. I still wish I knew who the baby daddy is... I am quite sure this all happened on that pirate ship cruise a couple of years ago.

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